The unwritten rule

It was recently brought to my attention that one of the unwritten rules of shared staff accommodation was not only slightly bent but completely shattered. The rule in question refers to that old chestnut of bringing someone home and then keeping everyone else in the room awake while making sweet sweet love.
Apart from the obvious inconvenience of waking up and keeping awake the roommates there is also a slight annoyance to the love makers. I mean how can the visitor perform his duties adequately when he (or she)’s being silenced by the home player. As it’s been such along time for myself I am using my only reference of that of the adult film industry so I presume that no one can have satisfying sex without including a volley of moans intermingled with a variety of colourful derogatory terms. Surely while you are doing the nasty and starring into her eyes and all she can do is put her hands over your mouth and say “shhh” is enough to make any organ go limp unless you are into that auto asphyxia thing in which case you’re fine.