The strain of her celibate life got too much for Jules as she viciously snogged an innocent hard of sight punter. Undisclosed sources say that the manÃs guide dog is still in shock after the incident ìI may never guide againî said the confused canine.
The manÃs glass eye is still missing after it was expelled due to the immense pressures encountered during the oral coupling in Le
Kalico.
Witnesses on the scene said it was like a crazy game of marbles.
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