Three snoggings and a chunder

posted: 1999-01-30
Starring Katie, Ed and two unknown punters, Coming to a chalet near you soon
Not so innocent Katie (Simply Ski), set out on a sexual rampage of Courchevel 1850 on Tuesday night.
She left behind a trail of ravished punters and vomit covered Tournier staff accommodation. Ed (Tournier Plonguer) or as he is know ìHormoneî was unaware that Katie was an active practitioner of the post coital vomit. Fellow Tournier room mates returned to find there roomís wallpaper had an interesting projectile ìcarrot chunkî stippling.
On hearing this the Met office have now agreed to name the next destructive hurricane after her.