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27/12/2008

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Skival manage to fine 3 wise men and a virgin.....

A note from the editor
So did Santa leave anything good in your stocking this year? Were you naughty or nice? Can you remember who you snogged in Kalico? I didn’t think so.
Now Christmas is already a distant alcohol hazed memory it’s time to get ready for the main event of New Years Eve. The metaphorical bottle of vodka compared to the Noel demi panache. Most of the bars have a very late licence. Kalico goes on into the early hours. Big Party and fireworks on the piste outside the croisette. Usually very cold so wrap up warm and spend at least 15 minutes ushering in the new year.
So until 2009 have a good time and try to remain semi-concious. All the photos from Christmas and the Natives night at Kalico are on the enquirer website.

Alex, the editor.

Injury of the week
In what can only be seen a desperate attempt to appear in the paper every week Lucy (TJ’s) has turned to messing with the laws of thermodynamics where two opposing temperatures are concerned.
Lesson 1. Hot things generally are larger than cold things.
Lesson 2. Thick glass cracks quicker than thin glass. Lesson 3. A razorsharp object drawn across soft flesh will generally cut very easily.
Finally Lesson 4. If you need to hitch a lift Lucy is currently an ideal partner.