Saving Ryan's Privates

It has been brought to my attention by a variety of his friends that Ryan(Snowlinx) is succumbing to the influences of a young lady. I believe the correct technical term is pussywhipped. So much so that he has even been caught crying while watching movies, and I don't mean movies where men are shooting other men (it's alright to cry at them). There is only one reason for blubbing at Will Smiths 'In the pursuit of Happiness' and that involves having no Y chromosome. So before Ryan's penis disappears altogether it's vital that he's allowed to go out on his own and get drunk with his mates without any female influences.