The end is nigh

posted: 2010-04-03
After last week Iíve been told Iím not allowed to say anything depressing about the end of the season. Instead I am going to focus on the great subject of end of season panic shagging. This shouldnít be confused with start of season getting to know you co-workers shagging or New year shagging or just Will Gill. For those who donít know what this is and canít work it out from itís fairly self explanatory description it refers to the phenomenon of frantic last few one night stands that occur at journeys end.
Even before the snow has started to melt all you have to say is ìbarî and ìclosingî and people are at it like rabbits. A prime example was last Sunday when the Jump closed before they had even called last orders faces were being sucked, tonsils were being cleaned and condoms were being scavenged. The latter coming from Aaron after spending most of the evening working his magic on Joanna(Kaluma).
This poses the question ìHow does he do it?î Is there some special Aaron pheromone that makes him irresistible to the opposite sex? Do you rub yourself on him if you want a girl to guarantee to put out? (or do you worry that even the faintest whiff of Aaron No.5 will cause the girl to be distracted by the snowboarding Don Juan) Ben Williams has taken a shine to Powder white girls past and present starting the week in the Jump ìscrewing the crewî with Deville(left) and then ended the week with Emma(PW 09).
Luckily these antics should continue this week as the Kalico which had itís last seasonnaire night last Wednesday is having another last seasonnaire night this Wednesday.