Will Gill settles down with Pope

Not another shocking story concerning the head of the Catholic church's upcoming visit to England. Something FAR more important.
Most of the bars in Courchevel have gone into shock after news leaked out that serial seasonnaire Will Gill has foregone the following 2010/11 winter season. Instead of waking up every morning on the floor of someone elseís staff accommodation floor while still wearing his jaeger soaked ski gear from the day before and wondering where half of his clothes are, has got himself something called a ìreal jobî combined with a very frightening ìjoint mortgageî with Elsa (Pope), his leopard skinned lycra clad Powderwhite girlfriend of last season.
All is not lost though, Will has confirmed he will be out in resort at various times of the season where, for those who are interested, he will be found unconscious on the floor of (insert bar name here) wearing his jaeger soaked ski gear while a petite young lady tries to drag him back to their accommodation.