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14/02/2009

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Monika(Jump) does an excellent fish impression in Kalicos

Ahh the sweet sound in the bars of unbroken voices of 15 year olds pretending to be 18, and the presentation of badly memorised of fake ids (McLovin) can only mean that it’s half term week. The only time when the horniness of chalet girls is eclipsed by their younger guests.
The date for the end of season ball has now been confirmed with the Chalet des Pierres being reserved for the 15th April.

Alex, the editor.

Dedication
As I (pathetically) sit at home on Friday night watching Jonathon Ross I thought the subject this week would be dedication. Not a word that immediately springs to mind when connected to the editor. But as I recollect an hour earlier when I was embraced by a slightly tipsy birthday celebrating Jess(Jump). I could either go home and wile the evening away in the company of Mr Ross and later Kelly leBrock (Weird science) or I could attempt to give Jess a bon anniversere down in Le Praz. A lesser person would have been in their like Flynn but not me. I am putting aside my personal gratification so you have some drunken ramblings to read on a Saturday and not a Sunday or Monday.

The irony is that as I write this my graphic package went a bit queer. No thanks to the Polish hex that Monika “the Monkfish” put on my computer for publishing this picture despite the number of witnesses who heard “I really want to be in the enquirer”.
Many thanks to Lee for the interim use of his mac.

Debbie does....
Demis
I believe 284.130742 milliliters is the perfect serving of beer for a young lady such as myself.
Served in a shapely feminine glass; ‘Demis’ (or ‘halves’ as we say in England) allow us girls to enjoy a cool refreshing beer without being branded a “ladette”. However, there appears to be a volumist movement taking place right here in Courchevel whereby it is approximately 1.4 times more expensive to drink demis as opposed to pints. This has distressed many ladies I know as on many an occasion they have been forced into purchasing a pint purely for financial purposes. Due to the increase in volume (as it is technically impossible to make a pint last as long as 2 demi’s) this has not only resulted in a multitude of ridiculously spannered shenanigans but also a constant addition of ass pounds and oodles of UDI’s thus potentially leaving us ladies poor, fat, crippled and drunk. Not a good look.
So girlies what do I propose? I say that if you cannot change the system beat the system, by always remembering that a pint shared is a problem halved.