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31/01/2009

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Stevie Trolland(Supreme) comes 2nd on a board and 7th on skis at The Natives Workers Challange in Meribel

Workers challenge race report
After a good dump of snow the storm broke to reveal blue skies and prefect racing conditions for the Natives workers challenge. Once again Meribel stade course hosted the 2 races. First was the individual GS followed by the shorter head to head team slalom. Both commentated by the dulcet tones of “Cham” novelist Jon Trigell.
For the first time the female ranks were less one kilt wearing Courchevel regular Jennifer Clare. Unfortunately her current job conflicted with the race.
First Courchevel skier down the course was Jenna Shail(La Tania) who set a very respectable time of 45.93 putting her in 3rd place in the womens ranking.
For the snowboarders, Ski Supremes Stevie Trolland narrowly misses the top spot by just over 1/2 second.
Once again everyone was eclipsed by Aussie "guest" Sarah Sauvey's time of 37.65 who is currently ranked 23rd in the world of skiercross which probably explains her good form. Last years winner Craig Conkie, could only manage a 3rd place (4th overall).

Alex, the editor.

Dogging
So for those of you who have just led a sheltered life in a convent. Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place, typically a secluded car park, or have others looking on. Mainly the tabloid reserve of Eastenders actor Steve McFadden and footballer Stan Collymore. Luckily in Courchevel, such private outdoor venues are hard to find and overly chilly so as an alternative, staff accommodation becomes it’s very own private dogging arena. With an audience of dormant coworkers.
Say someone, for example Matt(Jump) brought back a young lady on a cold Wednesday night, regardless of how quiet he tries to be his other roommates WILL be awaken by his arrival and her subsequent cravings for a knob of Matt’s cheese from the kitchen and no matter how many pillows they arrange around their ears WILL be kept wide awake by the plethora of audible moans/grunts/squeaks/monkey noises (delete as applicable), no matter how quiet, as the drunken copulation take place. Worst still is if you happen to be on the lower bunk to Matt (Pete) you not only get the sound effects but you get the full sensesurround experience with the rocking/swaying of the bed.

The curse of Les Anemones continues
Another week and another injury. This time it was Toni(Inghams)(right) who is currently using the company crutches. Unlike her boss(left) her injury was incurred on the Kalico dance floor and not the slopes. To be more precise but without getting too technical she has joined the ranks of many a premiere league footballer (unfortunately not because of her pay packet) and done something to her metatarsal.