posted: 01-03-2008
It appears I was a tinny winny over optimistic last week about my expected recovery time and the removal of the plaster cast. Went to see the doc on Monday only to be shown an x-ray with a nasty black line still traversing my fibular bone. Bugger! (at least) Another two weeks in plaster to look forward to. It looks like I could be hoping to the judges area in Chamonix on

posted: 01-03-2008
After last weeks photo of Gregg(Ski Higher) wearing his XL baggy Oakley one-piece I was shocked to hear it is now looking for a new owner. It seams that the bagginess interferes with the stance of a snowboarder. So if you are a skier who wants to look the shizle on the mountain. Give Gregg a call and make him an offer.

posted: 01-03-2008
Once again the Rocky's theme night was a fantastic success. Once again there were Seasonnaires from all over Courchevel in attendance.Once again we are amazed at the effort and enthusiasm that all the seasonnaires put in to this event! It was a very close race to win the bottle of vodka for best costume however the bar staff all agreed that Dave, Duncan and Nick from Tot

posted: 23-02-2008
I know I've always considered myself a trend setter but this is ridiculous. Ever since I broke my leg there has been a steady stream of punters and seasonnaires ending up in the doctors reception areas. Obviously after seeing my handsomely graphitised leg cast and my dextrous use of crutches everyone has been falling over themselves to join the cripple wagon. Unfortunate

posted: 23-02-2008
 - Courchevel Enquirer
Nic(Jump) on the front page! Without her breasts exposed! Fully clothed! What's going on? Nic falls victim to one of those crazed out of control skier and breaks her collar bone (x-ray page 3). After a initial period of self 'medication' in the form of copious glasses of brandy at various bars it became clear that there was a more serious problem than just some bruising.

posted: 23-02-2008
Forget downtown Bagdad or Beirut at midnight it's generally believed that the kitchen is the most dangerous place in the world to spend time. No wonder so many accidents happen there. Caroline had just finished cooking a beef roast when she prepared to carve up. As she drew the knife over the steal she was distracted just long enough for the knife to sever an artery in her