ALI! ALI! SPEED SPEED
Was all that could be heard a couple of nights ago as AlexÃs sub-conscious cried out during deep sleep. If only Freud were here maybe he might say that AlexÃs is really saying Ã¬ALI ALI FASTER FASTERÃ® and his little hormones are running riot and this is the real cause of these outbursts. Ã¬Or maybe a cigar is just a cigarÃ® and dreams about steamy passionate nights with Ali are the norm for teenage boys. A disturbing increase in the number of Kleenex tissues leads this reporter to think that more than just dreaming is going on. Who knows maybe on AlexÃs 19th birthday Ali might given him a Ã¬specialÃ® Ã¬coming of ageÃ® present.
(But thatÃs for next weeks issue)