ALI! ALI! SPEED SPEED

Was all that could be heard a couple of nights ago as Alexís sub-conscious cried out during deep sleep. If only Freud were here maybe he might say that Alexís is really saying ìALI ALI FASTER FASTERî and his little hormones are running riot and this is the real cause of these outbursts. ìOr maybe a cigar is just a cigarî and dreams about steamy passionate nights with Ali are the norm for teenage boys. A disturbing increase in the number of Kleenex tissues leads this reporter to think that more than just dreaming is going on. Who knows maybe on Alexís 19th birthday Ali might given him a ìspecialî ìcoming of ageî present.
(But thatís for next weeks issue)