This week breakage's of the week takes a slightly different turn. For although ligament have been torn and cartilage ripped , the surprise winner this week is the editors sofa bed which was very kindly demolished by certain members of the bar staff. (you know who you are). Not satisfied with injuring it over new years this team of highly organised demolition experts decided to administer the Coup-de-Gras after the 70Ãs night in the
Kalico.
Did I forget to mention these other fatalities namely this weeks winner
Jane (Inghams) who has been banned from skiing and given a 1am curfew by Fred.
James (ex fatface) who actually injured himself while skiing.
His torn cartilidge means that when he walks he does a great impression of a person who has a marrow inserted rectally .
Heather (Skiworld Catina) also suffered the same fate (the cartilage and not the marrow).
Zara (Ski Scott Dunn) managed to fall on her arse down TJÃs steps trapping a nerve.
