Injury of the week
posted: 2008-12-27
In what can only be seen a desperate attempt to appear in the paper every week Lucy (TJÃs) has turned to messing with the laws of thermodynamics where two opposing temperatures are concerned.
Lesson 1.
Hot things generally are larger than cold things.
Lesson 2. Thick glass cracks quicker than thin glass.
Lesson 3. A razorsharp object drawn across soft flesh will generally cut very easily.
Finally Lesson 4. If you need to hitch a lift Lucy is currently an ideal partner.
