When I was young we had this thing called a belt. It was an amazing object whose primary purpose was to keep your loose fitting trousers from falling down. Somewhere along the line someone thought it would be cool to show your underwear to passing strangers as your trousers were permanently at half mast. Now of course pants need to be much more than some white/greying M&S Y-fronts. With the exception of Jeremy Paxman you need to have pants that are brightly coloured and adorned with the makers logo. If your mother was here IÃm sure she would extol the virtues of always having a good pair of pants on (in case you get knocked down by a passing chalet girl in
Kalico)
This season underwear has become part of the company uniform. As well as supplying polo shirts for the bar staff Jack Wills has included a batch of special pants. So if you wake up one morning and you are having trouble identifying the half naked body that has found itÃs way into your bed then presuming he/she is still unconscious then the underwear is a good place to start. If they are fluorescent yellow and are made by a Mr Wills itÃs very possible youÃve spent a night with some member of the Jump bar.
