This week started better than many. While in L'equipe one of the beautiful bar girls asked me whether I would like to see something. Always curious I replied in the positive. As she started to unbutton her trousers my mind started working overtime.
Should I contact Clinique and congratulate then on the effects of their new aftershave? Should I ask her back to my apartment? Should I get my camera? She then hooked a finger into her pants and slowly started to head south. Was I dreaming? No! Just when I thought all my Christmas/ Birthdays had come early reality reared its nasty head as her thumb moved horizontally to the right to reveal a beauty of a bruise.I don't want to take anything away from her multi-coloured contusion but, given where it was positioned, it was the most disappointing.
I know this photo is probably worse than last weeks expose of Tim's buttocks but there is a reason to my madness.
In the real world, the Asian games were rocked when one of the members of the Indian women's track team, after winning a silver medal in the 800 meters, failed a gender test. The test reports sent to the Indian Olympic Association on Sunday said the athlete 'does not possess the sexual characteristics of a woman'. (think about that while you look at Fothers)
The same officials have been called over to the Auberge following last Tuesday 'Back to School' night after reports that a blonde hooters girl. I would also like to congratulate the girls from
Supertravel who were also out in force on Tuesday night.
