Injuries of the week.

posted: 2006-12-16
Injuries of the week. - Courchevel Enquirer
As most of the resort has yet to throw themselves down the Saulier couloirs, thankfully the numbers of injuries have been minor.
Michelle(Jump) is suffering from an upper lip accident. Apparently those cheap epilator waxes remove more than advertised. Luckily the cover story of doing what is known as an 'Emma' better known as falling flat on your face was more believable.
With the distinct lack of customers in her bar Hannah(TJ's) had plenty of time to show off her bruises to her hips and knees. I didnít know carpet burns could be that bad!
FInally chinese whispers were rife over at the Auberge as they heard Unity(L'equipe) was injured and going home. As consolation message were sent it turned out that 'injury' meant bruise and 'home' meant her staff accommodation.