I should apologise to anyone of a sensitive disposition but really you shouldnÃt really be doing a ski season if you have one. It is not often you get asked this question by a girl, without wondering were its leading. If course I knew it referred to an article and not a bizarre sexual experience although I holding out for the later. According to the photos received, clothes are rather passà in the
bar staff accommodation, instead resembling a naturist camp.
The real question is what innocent young
Unity(LÃequipe) is discussing with only a duvet between her and a face full of meat and two veg.
part 2 (cock and balls in Kalico)
As sure as Paris Hilton dislikes wearing underwear in her night out, the question of
Dan's(jump) sexuality comes up every season. Now anyone who has met Dan (or seen him dance) will certainly know that he has crossed the fine line separating camp from straight. Although this season certain actions (with the exception of random acts of heterosexual dry humping) that will be made revealed shortly, prove that while inebriated he has strayed way south off the camp reservation.
The lesser of these two evils is something that every man will have done, if none will admit it. Standing next to someone at the urinal your gaze will wander as you see what your neighbour is packing. There are some caveats which include doing this when your standing next to a large black guy who is not only taller than you but double your body mass index and whose job it is to throw large people out of clubs.
Now to describe the second action will require a rather graphic analogy. If you have seen someone manipulating a pair of Chinese steel balls (David Bowie in Labyrinth) you will understand how
James(Ski Higher) felt when his personal space was violated in
Kalico and he felt a strange pair of hands massaging his intimate area. Luckily this was very short lived but has left James so traumatised that he can no longer wear his tight fitting lycra ski suit without bringings a tear to this eyes.
