Debbie does - Balls

posted: 2009-04-11
Thereís nothing I enjoy more than a good old fashioned ball! Balls provide an opportunity for the scruffy to scrub up, be civilized, enjoy some polite conversation, savour some posh grub and some dainty sips of wine. However its easy to speculate that there will be nothing dainty about Courchevelís Seasonnaire Ball and even easier to predict the inevitable.
I am confident that our ball will accommodate a multitude of crucial events that will provide an adequate gossip resource to take us through to the end of the season. These include; the standard controversial pull x 10, the superfluous hostile screaming match causing all sorts of awkwardness, the girl whoís unattractively drunk and wont stop getting her tits out, ample amounts of standard snow sex, vomit on the dance floor, broken cameras, broken bones, fisticuffs, tears, stains, tumbles and boy will there be banter Donít miss out on the shenanigans of Courchevels Seasonnaire Ball, strap on a pair and buy your ticket.