The end of season awards

posted: 2008-04-17
The end of season awards - Courchevel Enquirer
The award for the most popular girl (a politically correct way of saying Slapper) was won (with over 90% of the vote) by Eliza ìIím not a slut Iím a playaî (Powderwhite).
The award for biggest male slapper was a much closer affair and was won by Geoff(Skival) after many of the other nominees were absent.
Quote of the season was won by Harri(Jump) after she was the only one nomination. After hearing a list of verbal gafs she was suitably speechless.
Jonny(Ski Higher) took the most talk it up award after a flurry of bids from his co-workers. Aparently he just doesnít shut up!
The best story of the season went to Gregg(Ski Higher) for his various peeing incidents in his staff accomodation and on chair lifts.
The last award, the equivalent of the Oscars lifetime achievement award, was presented to Timmo(Jump). After 10 years of running the Jump bar and hotel he is calling it a day and returning to sunny Norwich. Presented with two bottles of champagne, the first a jeroboam of Moet to share on the night and the second a special 1999 (the same year the bar changed from the Albatross to the Jump) vintage bottle of Dom PÈrignon.