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01/01/2011
Issue 39

Welcome to Courchevel

Happy New Year !

Anyone expecting me to write about a blow by blow expose on what happened last night obviously thinks I must lead a t-total abstinence life of a monk. Oh wait….. no I think I did at least get a little drunk. Anything else that happened is between me and my imaginary one night stand. At least I don’t have to wake up at 7am to cook breakfast…..
So I will wish you a happy new year and hope Courchevel/ the mountains/ the enquirer brings you a happy/ snowy/ salacious 2011.
As always you can view the photos from New Years eve here. It can also be found on a facebook group of the same name.

The editor

The beauty of anonymity

I know several people who write anonymous blogs on the internet. They write about funny and risqué stuff with almost no consequence of being found out. Unfortunately because of the size of resort and the printed medium of the enquirer and the small fact I have bright red hair most people know (or have been warned by their managers) who I am and what I do. Definitely not like the gossip girl character. Add to this that by issue 3 most people in resort have either read the enquirer of have met me in one of the bars.

Given all these conditions most people know to censor their conversation (slightly) when I’m around, so it’s refreshing when someone doesn’t and regales you with a fascinating long story involving thermal underwear, sport bras and the extremely detailed effects of gravity on a woman’s chest while skipping. It was like Christmas had come a week late. As part of my defence I did pause the conversation every five minutes with the question “Do you know what I do?” (of which one of the suggestions was being a masseuse) but this didn’t stop the ever-increasing detailed description of her perfectly formed breast movements. If she hadn’t been distracted by alcohol and her co-workers we might had a nipps-a-go-go situation. After Saturday I’m sure this girl will never speak to me again, which will be a great shame. So Amy(Supertravel) I’m sorry to share this tale of warmth and support with the rest of resort (and internet) but there are things, when given the choice, I just have to write about. Ps. Amy, If your back is still hurting I’m still willing to give you that massage. Happy 2011.

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