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15/01/2011
Issue 41

Sam pulls a dog

Now 2010 and new years is just a distance memory there is less than 4 months left of the 2011 season. So it’s time to make the most of the winter for you and your guests. Courchevel may not have the best après ski in the world but it still offers a good selection with many live bands playing in the Refuge, Jump and Kudeta (to name just the 1850 venues). It’s up to everyone to tell their guests about them so that these venues continue to offer such bands.

This Thursday (20th) sees the Natives workers challenge skier/boarder cross over in Motteret. For the first time the format has been changed from the usual giant slalom down the stade to skier/boarder x down the snow park below Platieres. Courchevel’s own speedy Lara Crisp is looking to make it 2 wins in a row (and rap up the series title) after her earlier victory in the season opener in Val Thorens. If you are a racer or just have a taste for competition and you want to make it into the enquirer for a reason that doesn’t involve swapping bodily fluids. I will be over there taking photos and displaying the results next week. You might even win some of our amazing prizes from their sponsors including a Westbeach jacket, Forcefield body armour, Profeet Bag, RK beanies/caps, Ski Club goodie bags and much more! Registration is 10€ in advance. You can register on the Natives website.

The editor

Shot night at the Jump

Without advocating excessive alcohol consumption, I have to concede that it certainly breaks down barriers throughout the resort. Manu, Sam, Kim and Ryan all publicly made it through all 13 flavoured vodkas at the Jump on Thursday. Not satisfied with just getting blotto Kim & Ryan got together afterwards for some different type of shots. Part 2 of the carnage happens this Wednesday.

A Dirk Digler in our midst

Out here everyone might be a seasonnaire but everyone has a secret identity back in the real world. There are doctors, policeman, lawyers and even “film stars”. A classic example would be someone, who for whatever reason will remain anonymous. He or she has taken the first rung in becoming a p0rn star. Now that doesn’t mean he spends every evening furiously masturbating to you0orn. He has actually had an audition and stared in his first feature with two women. So girls, if the young man you took home pulls out prematurly and j1zzes all over your t1ts/face you should get his autograph (presuming the prior act isn’t his “signature”).

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