Last Sunday saw what was probably the most expensive bonfire in the Cospilot region of 1850. Apparently starting at around 7am this 14 million euro chalet caught fire and despite the valiant attempts of the local Pompiers the roof was still burning over 12 hours later. The exact cause of the fire is still subject to hearsay with everything from a single cigarette to a lar
On a recent excursion to Les DeuxAlpes I discovered a place where the sun shone, the demis flowed, the filthy beats were inconceivable and people danced in the impending dusk wearing ski boots. This place truly was heaven on earth. This place was Panna Bar. Panna Bar is Apres-Ski in its purest form, epitomizing everything one could ever possibly desire from ski resort dri
Top of the list is Matt Ottaway (pic right) who broke his femur in two places while snow plowing. After a quick ride in a helicopter, the insertion of a metal rod in his leg and an all you can eat morphine buffet Matt is now out of hospital. To quote Robin Kinnaird ìBig soft southernerî. Just the thought of it makes me feel a bit queasy. note: The bruise in the photo
After spending the entire season working in the depths of the Jump kitchen rising from the lowly position of kitchen plongeur, which hierarchally speaking is somewhere between the mop bucket and the dead rat that drowned in the mop bucket. Freddie has now reached the dizzying heights of a member of the Jump bar staff. Along with perks like a pay rise with tips and working
It has been brought to my attention by a variety of his friends that Ryan(Snowlinx) is succumbing to the influences of a young lady. I believe the correct technical term is pussywhipped. So much so that he has even been caught crying while watching movies, and I don't mean movies where men are shooting other men (it's alright to cry at them). There is only one reason for b
As I was listening to the recent news regarding cricket tycoon Sir Robert Stanford who had disappeared off the radar I was going reminded of a story a wrote a while back insinuating the reason the US army couldnÃÂt find Saddam Hussein was because he was hiding in 1850 (better than a hole in the ground outside Tikrit). I made up a fake lift pass with his photo etc. Suffic
