As the clock struck 12.02 it looked like Courchevel had become another victim of the credit crunch. Instead of the skies being lit up with their usual intensity the organisers had instead decided on the value pack of fireworks from the local corner shop. Luckily someone near the New Solarium hotel maxed out their credit card at the golden shower Chinese pyrotechnic
In what can only be seen a desperate attempt to appear in the paper every week Lucy (TJÃÂs) has turned to messing with the laws of thermodynamics where two opposing temperatures are concerned. Lesson 1.Hot things generally are larger than cold things. Lesson 2. Thick glass cracks quicker than thin glass. Lesson 3. A razorsharp object drawn across soft flesh will gene
So did Santa leave anything good in your stocking this year? Were you naughty or nice? Can you remember who you snogged in Kalico? I didnÃÂt think so. Now Christmas is already a distant alcohol hazed memory itÃÂs time to get ready for the main event of New Years Eve. The metaphorical bottle of vodka compared to the Noel demi panache. Most of the bars have a ve
Well I donÃÂt know about you but IÃÂm exhausted.Since the lifts opened 2 weeks ago I have only been skiing once. Barely a day has gone by without someones computer/ broadband going wrong.But looking at the big picture this pales into insignificance when compared to anyone who is going to be cooking there first christmas dinner for their guests. Even though IÃÂm
When I was young we had this thing called a belt. It was an amazing object whose primary purpose was to keep your loose fitting trousers from falling down. Somewhere along the line someone thought it would be cool to show your underwear to passing strangers as your trousers were permanently at half mast. Now of course pants need to be much more than some white/greying
Last week Lucy (TJÃÂs) brought the subject of the sex face to our attention.After further enquiries it appears that the face he/she pulls while shaking a drink is the same face they make when they are having sex.As I havenÃÂt make a cocktail in years see above examples from the two JamesÃÂs.
