posted: 17-04-2008
 - Courchevel Enquirer
The award for the most popular girl (a politically correct way of saying Slapper) was won (with over 90% of the vote) by Eliza ìIím not a slut Iím a playaî (Powderwhite). The award for biggest male slapper was a much closer affair and was won by Geoff(Skival) after many of the other nominees were absent. Quote of the season was won by Harri(Jump) after she

posted: 05-04-2008
It's strange, even though there are over 2 meters snow on the Saulier (and more to come) and some of the lifts are open for another 3 weeks the Courchevel pistes are starting to resemble a ghost town. La Grange nightclub closed on the 31st March. Most of the 4 star luxe hotel are getting ready to close if they haven't already. With the exception of a select few tour opera

posted: 05-04-2008
After a couple of weeks of grace reporting on various events it's time to catch up with the goings on of Skival resort manager, Dave. Most recently Dave had his collar felt in what I am calling Dave fought the law and the law went and got reinforcements. It all started when a municipal policeman took offence to the parking of the Skival car outside the ISBA. As he started

posted: 05-04-2008
By all accounts the phenomenon that is Mo-March was a MASSIVE success. The final was held in Le Bubble on 1st April. After a month of pub golf, naked skiing, naked Bring Your Sisters, Tequila drinking, head shaving, ass spanking, poker playing, ski racing and a lot of begging, all involved raised over 6000 Euros for Disability Snowsports UK. We had no big donors or copo

posted: 05-04-2008
Reader of the Enquirer will be familiar with his face after he was caught doing a very biblical walk of shame (issue 15). Better known as Felix from Total Ski. Now renamed as 'The King of Bad Taste'. 'From a Fairytale' included wizards, tin men, witches and Felix who came as Jesus. Following that we held 'In a Hospital' including skeletons, babies and Felix as Dr Harold

posted: 29-03-2008
To the average layman, behind the counter of Ski Higher in 1850 there is a team of mild mannered, helpful workers. The same could be said of the bar staff in the Jump bar. But for one day at the end of March there is a metamorphosis where the Dr Jackyls turn into the proverbial Mr Hydes. Gone are the usual courtesies between seasonnaires and replaced with a competitive str