Checkpoint 3 If the thought of a checkpoint at the rond point in Meribel was a temporary respite the teams were sorely disappointed. With the alpine sirens of Nic, Jules and Rachel at the helm it wasn't long before the girls were up to their necks in powder with their ankles being held by a team-mate wheelbarrow style and an orange tucked under their chin. Add into the m
After a ripe old age of 1 1/2 seasons, a shed load of invested cash (remember all those minis!) and 73 bottles of Bollinger, Picnics on the Piste is finally laid to rest. Picnics is survived by it's loyal team who in the end were bent over the proverbial snow table and made to endure a crusty baguette forcefully inserted where the bun dont shine. With a tear in their colle
For those of you who have been living on Mars for the past couple of weeks Wednesday was the 19th edition of the Boss des Bosses, The seventh year which Courchevel has sent a coach load of racers and spectators. In the past 6 years Courchevel's team has managed to end up with the trophy and, last year, the wooden spoon. This year, although our team was far stronger than i
The enquirer wouldn't be the enquirer without one of my famous rants. This week I'm going to complain about the judging at the bdesb. Generally not the most competitive person I do get miffed when various decisions are made that are opposite to common sense. At the beginning of the race we were told how each run would be scored with the emphasis being on style (2 points) r
Wanton Jesabell, Harri(Jump) in a desperate attempt to atone for her sins after a recent bout of gangbangs outside Kalicos gave Jesus (Felix Ski Total) lodging for the night after he misses the last bus home. After a night of miracles and a rumoured case of Immaculate Conception it was time for Hay-soos to depart. Incidentally, despite intervention from upstairs, he missed
After consuming 17 consecutive shots and a very dirty pint on his Birthday Chaz (Supertravel) passed out while walking home. Choking on his own vomit he stopped breathing for 2 minutes and was taken down to Moutiers hospital who would not accept him because he was so intoxicated. Stopped off en route home in le Praz for a piss took two steps out of car fell on his head and
