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29/01/2011
Issue 43

Raab(New Gen) wins the “pointing at something while standing on one leg competition” at the the bowling alley. Doesn’t do so well in the actual bowling stakes.

 

After spending most of this week indisposed to a case of the man flu I haven’t been out enough to find any interesting salacious gossip around resort. The only topics of unsuitable conversation consist of which shade of green just coughed it’s way up into my mouth?

So before I start ranting about random topics I should point out that this Tuesday evening is this seasons inaugural seasonnaire ballon ballai competition at the ice rink in 1850. It is one of the best events organised by the resort for the seasonnaires and is completely free. Teams of 5 (including at least 2 girls) battle it out on the ice with brooms and footballs with the co-ordination only reserved for bambi or learner skiers who have ended up on the cresta run. Can New Generation win again? Will Scott Dunn’s French laundry secret weapon pay off? or will the Jump bar? So many questions.. For the answers... well anyone who doesn’t have a prior engagement really needs to either enter a team or just come and watch. Of course if you are working and your guests decide to stretch out their supper then tough titty you will have to make do with the photos when their appear next week in the paper or on the website.

So remember until next week stay safe, drink milk (not that UHT stuff), Phone your mum, eat your vegetables, wear a condom, put on your seatbelt, get more exercise, kiss your girlfriend, keep warm, tie your shoes, climb a mountain, If at first your don’t succeed try try again, follow me on facebook, relax don’t do it when you want to get to it.

The editor

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